Butter
You Will Need:
- 3.5 grams of Weed. More or less is fine, but 3.5g is a good starting point for strong butter.
- 1 to 2 sticks of butter or an equivilant amount of a good high heat solid oil. Coconut oil works best as an alternative and is what i use for friends who can't have butter
- a metal pot
- a good strainer
- a container to put the butter in
Grind or chop weed. It doesn't have to be fine, its actually better if its mostly pieces around the size of a large chunk of kosher salt.
Bake at 250f for 30-45 minutes. It will make your house smell like weed, fair warning
melt the butter on the stovetop at medium low heat and add the weed, stirring constantly. This will take about 30 more minutes. The butter will turn a nice brown-green and have a pleasant, vaguely herbal milky smell. You'll know it when you see it
Strain hot butter into container with cold water. Put in fridge and allow butter to harden.
Remove any remaining plant matter from hardened butter, then melt butter down gently and put it into it's final container. Stores for 6 months refrigerated if salted, frozen for a yearish. I'm unsure how unsalted butter keeps, I've never not used it the same day
Fudge That Will Send Your Friends and Loved Ones To The Shadow Realm
You Will Need:
- 1 Bag Chocolate Chips or equivilant oz
- 1 can sweetened condensed milk. If you're doing vegan us (remember oz needed for coconut cream mix)
- 1 stick of butter or equivilant, can use more or less for dosage purposes
Hot Chocolate That Will Send Everyone You Know To The Shadow Realm.
You Will Need:
- Pot used to make fudge in
- Milk or Milk subsitute
stir that baby till the milk is hot chocolate. Be careful the title is not a joke
Mashed Potatoes Drugs Style